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Savannah Sellers

Savannah Seller's 2019 Commencement Speech was abbreviated due to inclement weather, below are her remarks as prepared.

Chancellor DiStefano, President Benson, and the Regents of the University I am honored to be here, thank you. Thank you, Chancellor for all the nice things you just said about me. You’d make a great wingman. And, congratulations to the honorary degree recipients.

It’s true, sweet angel Chad Brokaw, your senior class president, as well as the senior class council, invited a 27-year-old here today to share with you the wisdom of the ages. Well the truth is, I can’t give you the wisdom of all ages, but I can give you the wisdom of our ages. As in, ages 21-27. If you want to know what the first six years after you graduate from college are like, and how to survive them, you should perk up for this part of the program. Because I’m here with the tea.

And I’m really good at giving advice so prepare yourself. For example, when I was asked to give this commencement address, I advised myself to do the following things in this exact order:

1. Number one: Call mom and dad. Scream cry together.
2. Number two: Have a panic attack. Somewhere between moderate and severe. Totally up to you. Repeat as desired.
3. Number three: Say yes. Worst case scenario, you’ll embarrass yourself in a way that is permanent on the internet. It’s fine. You’ll be fine.
4. Number four: Reward yourself by ordering New York’s finest: Domino’s, eating the entire pizza with a side of ranch and garlic sauce by yourself. Seriously, their rebrand and addition of the garlic crust was fire.

After that, I found that googling helps. I found Kurt Vonnegut’s commencement speech. He said, “If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.” Which, I mean, fair. Oprah gave one where she said, “Failure is just life trying to move us in another direction.” Which is easy to say if you’re Oprah. Stephen Colbert made the point that if we all followed our first dreams, the world would be ruled by cowboys and princesses. Which, let’s be honest, is sort of what’s happening now. Let’s just say I watched and read a lot of these. And there are some key themes that come through. Just about everyone tries to convince the graduates that they should chase their dreams no matter what. And I agree with that. And you should.

But what’s missing from that advice is what I want to focus on today. Yes, chase your dreams. But just to be clear: Chasing your dreams is often going to feel like a nightmare. Got that? A freaking nightmare. Chasing dreams for me has been learning to respond to the previous assistant's name. It took one boss months to learn my name wasn’t Courtney. Chasing dreams has been ordering hundreds of the tuna and greens sandwich for my boss where I had to ask to hold the greens and the bread. So, that’s just a pile of tuna. Chasing dreams has been feeling really, really trapped and like I maybe messed everything up. Try putting that on an inspirational poster. But the thing is, when things are feeling really tedious and frustrating, even hopeless, those aren’t signs you’re on the wrong path. They’re signs you’re on the right path.

Here’s what it comes down to:

You’re about to be college graduates and I’m sure you’ve all got dreams you’re ready to chase. One of the things you’re going to find in life is that if your dreams are relatively easy to achieve, they might not be big enough. The flip side of that is that if you’re dreaming big enough, chasing your dream is going to be hard. It means your journey is going to have a lot of missteps and dead ends, a lot of near wins and hard losses. It should be scary and make you question if it's possible and induce meltdowns and sometimes it might even make you wish you wanted something different for your life. But listen, I didn’t come here today to give you some real talk and leave you hanging. If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the past 6 years, it’s that success depends on how well you cope with what’s hard.

So, I’ve got some tips for you about how to do that, learned through trial and error and error and error.

Tip #1: when the impostor syndrome knocks on your door, punch it in the face.

Imposter syndrome is the inner voice that says, ‘you shouldn’t be here,’ ‘you can’t do it,’ ‘you aren’t good enough,’ ‘you aren’t old enough’ or ‘you’re not smart enough or experienced enough.’ Sometimes you’ll even hear it out loud from others. Like the media executive who told me it was “ridiculous” that I was asked to deliver a commencement address here at my alma mater.

I sort of imagine my imposter syndrome like that creepy booger from the Mucinex commercial in the too small tank top. And you just want to be like, “dude, shut up! Move on with your life!”

It’s so easy to listen to that voice. It’s so easy to think that it’s telling you the truth.

I had the opportunity to interview former Vice President Joe Biden for NBC. The imposter syndrome guy was so loud that day that I literally threw up in the TODAY show bathroom 5 minutes before we started.

I knew I was going to ask the mandatory questions of a former VP. But also, I just really wanted to know what he thought about all those Obama Biden memes. But I almost didn’t ask that. I thought, people won’t take me seriously if I do. People will think, of course she asked that she’s the Snapchat girl, of course she asked that, she’s so young. That was the imposter syndrome trying to throw me off my game.

I ignored that voice and I took my time getting the former VP on the record about DACA and the current administration, and then I handed him an iPad full of Obama Biden memes. The VP laughed and went through every single one with me, revealing a part of himself the public rarely sees. that part of the interview is what got the biggest response because that moment was unexpected, and it came about because I was true to myself.

I want you to enter the world knowing that your age and whatever else is unique about you can be your superpower! You guys are entering a world where young people are the ones making the things we use. Building companies from the ground up, changing the narrative in DC, creating completely new platforms and forms of technology that inform how the world works. And also, you have permission to dream your dreams at any age! And I’m here to tell you, you can achieve them faster than other people say you can.

When you doubt that, that’s the imposter syndrome. Here's a little secret: the imposter syndrome can’t ever be entirely killed. But it can be managed.

Don’t ever let it stop you. Don’t ever trust what it’s telling you. It’s an internet troll. And you know what they say: Don’t feed the trolls.

Tip #2: Find a corporate side hustle. I think I just ruined that term by putting the word ‘corporate’ in there but hear me out.