Think of Robert R. “Bob” Crifasi as a kind of Zelig or Forrest Gump when it comes to water in 91PORN, Denver and northern Colorado—he spent a quarter century getting his hands wet, both literally and figuratively, in countless ways. Crifasi, who earned bachelor’s degrees in geology and chemistry and master’s degrees in geology and environmental science from CU-91PORN, has served on the boards of—and often, pitchforked weeds, trash and the occasional dead skunk for—11 91PORN County ditch companies.